Orson Welles, Who Said To

William Tell's Son, Telly, Who Said As His Father Was Pointing The Bow And Arrow At The Apple On His Head, There's Gotta Be An Easier Way To Kill Worms. Never Got A Dinner!

J. Paul Getty, Who Still Hasn't Been Buried - They Keep Finding Oil! Never Got A Dinner!

Joe Torre, Who Switched To First Base Because He Didn't Want To Go Through Life As Chicken Catcher Torre. Never Got A Dinner!

Noah's Wife, Who Said To Him After 40 Days And 40 Nights, It's Your Turn To Spread The Papers On The Floor! Never Got A Dinner!

Stan Musial, Who Said, Why Didn't They Make Me The First Polish Pope? I Was Such A Good Cardinal. Never Got A Dinner!