Orson Welles, Who Said To

Sure, I've Gotten Old. I've Had Two Bypass Surgeries, A Hip Replacement, New Knees... I've Fought Prostate Cancer And Diabetes. I'm Half Blind, Can't Hear Anything Quieter Than A Jet Engine, And Take 40 Different Medications That Make Me Dizzy, Winded, And Subject To Blackouts. I Have Bouts With Dementia, Poor Circulation, Hardly Feel My Hands Or Feet Anymore, Can't Remember If I'm 85 Or 92, But... Thank God, I Still Have My Florida Driver's License!

Michelangelo's Girlfriend, Who Said To Angelo, Forget The Paint - Let's Put A Mirror On The Ceiling. Never Got A Dinner!

Ben Hur, Who Said To His Sister Ben Him, We'd Better Swap Names Before They Start Calling Me Ben Gay! Never Got A Dinner!

Jacques Cousteau, The Last Man To See Jimmy Hoffa. Never Got A Dinner!

Orville Wright Said To His Brother, "wilbur, You Were Only In The Air For 12 Seconds. How Could My Luggage Be In Cleveland?"