Captain Hook's Mother, Who Said

Jack The Ripper's Mother, Who Said To Jack, How Come I Never See You With The Same Girl Twice? Never Got A Dinner!

Sonny Von Bulow, Who Said To Her Husband Claus On Their Honeymoon, Stop Needling Me. Never Got A Dinner!

I Am Always Joking And Always Clowning, Giving And Helping.

Orville Wright Said To His Brother, "wilbur, You Were Only In The Air For 12 Seconds. How Could My Luggage Be In Cleveland?"

Elizabeth Taylor Has A Big Heart. She Recently Built A Halfway House For Girls Who Don't Want To Go All The Way.