The Captain Of The Titanic,

Lot, Who Said To His Wife As She Was Being Turned Into A Pillar Of Salt, Stop Shaking! Never Got A Dinner!

Moshe Dayan, Who Said To Sammy Davis, Jr., That's Funny, To Me You Only Look Half Jewish. Never Got A Dinner!

Steven Spielberg's Mother, Who Said To E.t., I Don't Care Where You're From, You're Here And You're Gonna Get Bar Mitzvahed! Never Got A Dinner!

There Is Only One Goal. That's To Keep Working And Keep Flossing.

Sleeping Beauty, Who Said To Prince Charming, Are You Sure All We Did Was Kiss? Never Got A Dinner!