Sophia Loren, Whose New Baby

Jack The Ripper's Mother, Who Said To Jack, How Come I Never See You With The Same Girl Twice? Never Got A Dinner!

Henry Ford, Who Despite His Immense Wealth Never Owned A Cadillac. Never Got A Dinner!

Long John Silver's Wife, Short, Who Said To John, If The Shoe Fits... Never Got A Dinner!

Julius Caesar's Wife, Who Said To Julius, We Are Not Naming Our Son Sid! Never Got A Dinner!

Joan Rivers, Who Said To Marcel Marceau, Can We Talk? Never Got A Dinner!