A Vacation Is Like Love

A Woman Is Always Ready To Describe Another Woman As Charming, But Only If The Other Woman Is Not Charming.

Compare What You Want With What You Have, And You'll Be Unhappy; Compare What You Deserve With What You Have, And You'll Be Happy.

The Difference Between Us And Other People Is That Their Money Looks Bigger And Their Troubles Smaller.

The Lazy Man Claims He Is Too Heavy For Light Work And Too Light For Heavy Work.

All Work And No Play Makes Jack A Dull Boy - And Jill A Wealthy Widow.