In Congress The Majority Governs,

A Hamburger By Any Other Name Costs Twice As Much.

Housework Is What A Woman Does That Nobody Notices Unless She Hasn't Done It.

A Bright Eye Indicates Curiosity; A Black Eye, Too Much.

The Computer Saves Man A Lot Of Guesswork, But So Does The Bikini.

Some Men Are So Eager For Success That They Are Even Willing To Work For It.