It's Surprising How Much Wisdom

Many A Girl Who Can't Dance Well Makes Up For It During Intermission.

Compare What You Want With What You Have, And You'll Be Unhappy; Compare What You Deserve With What You Have, And You'll Be Happy.

The Only Time A Lazy Man Ever Succeeds Is When He Tries To Do Nothing.

Some People Would Never Get Any Exercise At All If They Didn't Have To Walk To Their Cars.

A Homosexual Is The Only Man Who Ever Meets A Man He Would Like To Marry If He Were A Woman.