The Trouble With The World

The Lazy Man Claims He Is Too Heavy For Light Work And Too Light For Heavy Work.

Many People Will Laugh At The Drop Of A Hat, Especially If The Man Is Still In It.

If It Required Some Effort To Go From Today To Tomorrow, Some People Would Always Remain In Yesterday.

Congress Would Give The People What They Wanted If The People Knew What They Wanted, And If Congress Could Give It To Them.

Las Vegas Is A Resort Whose Two Chief Sources Of Income Are Seven And Eleven.