A Bore Finds It Easy

You Are Not Fully Dressed Until You Wear A Smile.

Times Change: It Was Once The Custom To Take A Bath Weekly And Religion Daily.

Reactionary: One Who Wants The Rules Enforced So Nobody Can Take His Pile Away From Him The Way He Got It From Others.

Eloquence Is The Art Of Saying As Little As Possible But Making It Sound As Much As Possible.

Bureaucracy Is More People Doing Less Things, And Taking More Time To Do Them Worse.