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When Jack Benny Has A Party, You Not Only Bring Your Own Scotch, You Bring Your Own Rocks.

Don't Stay In Bed, Unless You Can Make Money In Bed.

I'm At The Age Now Where Just Putting My Cigar In Its Holder Is A Thrill.

From Paris We Took The Orient Express To Vienna. I Must Say I Was Terribly Disappointed; Nobody Was Murdered On The Train.

When I'm In Front Of An Audience, All That Love And Vitality Sweeps Over Me And I Forget My Age.