A Man Was Found Dead

America Has Only 100 Senators For 309 Million People, But Stormont Has 108 Members For 1.7 Million.

Men Only Go For Skinny Women Because They're Too Weak To Argue - And Salads Are Cheap.

Most Of My Jokes Are Racist - Usually About The Irish.

People In Northern Ireland Vote For Their Church, They Don't Vote With Their Heads; It Is Ridiculous.

My Uncle Jimmy Took Liver Salts Twice A Day For 40 Years. He Died On Sunday, Was Buried Wednesday And The Following Friday They Had To Go To The Cemetery To Beat His Liver To Death With A Stick.