A Good Margarita, A Good

I'm In A No-win Situation. If I Have My Kids In The Show, I'm Exploiting Them. If I Don't, People Will Think I'm Not A Hands-on Mom.

Yeah, Some Kids Called Me Fish Lips Because I Had These Really Full Lips. Now I'm Sure All Those Same Girls Are Getting Collagen Injections, So I'm Having The Last Laugh.

Everyone Wants To Pluck Eyebrows. I Thinned Them Out Real Thin Once And It Just Didn't Look Like Me.

Every Photo Shoot, I'm Always Asking The Makeup Artist What They're Using On Me, And I'll Go Out And Get It.

I Am Truly Not One To Give Advice. I'm Divorced And I Stole My Best Friend's Husband.