I'm In A No-win Situation.

There Are Always Two Or Three Or Four Sides To Every Story.

Yeah, Some Kids Called Me Fish Lips Because I Had These Really Full Lips. Now I'm Sure All Those Same Girls Are Getting Collagen Injections, So I'm Having The Last Laugh.

A Date Once Leaned In To Kiss Me, And He Ended Up Kissing My Cheek. He Was A Little Offended, But I Didn't Want To Kiss Him Just To Not Hurt His Feelings.

But I Always Curl My Lashes, Even If I Don't Put On Mascara. I'll Also Put On A Lip Gloss Or Lip Balm. And I Always Brush My Eyebrows. I Have Very Thick Eyebrows - I'm Just Now Starting To Thin Them Out A Bit.

The Internet's Been So Great, And It's So Nice To Have Fans Do Nice, Elaborate Websites, But I Think The Down Side Is Some Of The Things... For Real Fans To Go On And See That 90 Percent Of The Information Isn't True Or To See Pictures That Aren't Really Me, Or For Them To Be Able To Sell These Things, That's One Of The Down Sides, I Think.