I Am Truly Not One

The Internet's Been So Great, And It's So Nice To Have Fans Do Nice, Elaborate Websites, But I Think The Down Side Is Some Of The Things... For Real Fans To Go On And See That 90 Percent Of The Information Isn't True Or To See Pictures That Aren't Really Me, Or For Them To Be Able To Sell These Things, That's One Of The Down Sides, I Think.

I'm In A No-win Situation. If I Have My Kids In The Show, I'm Exploiting Them. If I Don't, People Will Think I'm Not A Hands-on Mom.

A Date Once Leaned In To Kiss Me, And He Ended Up Kissing My Cheek. He Was A Little Offended, But I Didn't Want To Kiss Him Just To Not Hurt His Feelings.

Yeah, Some Kids Called Me Fish Lips Because I Had These Really Full Lips. Now I'm Sure All Those Same Girls Are Getting Collagen Injections, So I'm Having The Last Laugh.

Doing Love Scenes Is Always Awkward. I Mean, It's Just Not A Normal Thing To Go To Work And Lay In Bed With Your Co-worker.