I Am Truly Not One

Everyone Wants To Pluck Eyebrows. I Thinned Them Out Real Thin Once And It Just Didn't Look Like Me.

I Didn't Want Just Any Career, So I Am Not Going To Be Just Any Nurse.

Schools Attempt To Take Credit For What Occurs Naturally, And Blame Others For The Negative Consequences Of Institutionalization.

During The Day I Don't Wear Much Makeup.

I'm In A No-win Situation. If I Have My Kids In The Show, I'm Exploiting Them. If I Don't, People Will Think I'm Not A Hands-on Mom.