A Comedian Can Only Last

I Don't Care How Poor And Inefficient A Little Country Is - They Like To Run Their Own Business. I Know Men That Would -make My Wife A Better Husband Than I Am But, Darn It, I'm Not Going To Give Her To 'em.

Ignorance Lies Not In The Things You Don't Know, But In The Things You Know That Ain't So.

Things Will Get Better - Despite Our Efforts To Improve Them.

Whoever Said A Horse Was Dumb, Was Dumb

Be Thankful We're Not Getting All The Government We're Paying For.