A Comedian Can Only Last

The Farmer Has To Be An Optimist Or He Wouldn't Still Be A Farmer.

Get A Sales Tax, Small On Necessities And Large On Luxuries; Then A Stiff Inheritance Tax On The Fellow That Saves And Don't Spend. That Will Get Him Either Way. A Tax Paid On The Day You Buy Is Not As Tough As Asking You For It The Next Year When You Are Broke.

I Can Remember Way Back When A Liberal Was One Who Was Generous With His Money.

Rail-splitting Produced An Immortal President In Lincoln, But Golf Hasn't Produced Even A Good Congressman.

Why One Ad Is Worth More To A Paper Than 40 Editorials.