Why One Ad Is Worth

We Can't All Be Heroes, Because Somebody Has To Sit On The Curb And Applaud When They Go By.

Civilization Has Taught Us To Eat With A Fork, But Even Now If Nobody Is Around We Use Our Fingers.

I Like To Hear A Man Talk About Himself Because Then I Never Hear Anything, But Good.

The Only Way You Can Beat The Lawyers Is To Die With Nothing.

It's A Good Thing We Don't Get All The Government We Pay For.