Diplomacy Is The Art Of

You Know The More You Read And Observe About This Politics Thing, You Got To Admit That Each Party Is Worse Than The Other. The One That's Out Always Looks The Best. My Only Solution Would Be To Keep Em Both Out One Term And Hire My Good Friend Henry Ford To Run The Whole Thing, And Give Him A Commission On What He Saves Us.

The French Couldn't Hate Us Any More Unless We Helped 'em Out In Another War.

Sometimes People Deserve A High Five, In The Face, With A Chair.

In Washington, One Man Could Do What Ten Of Them Do. Things Kinder Run Themselves, Anyhow.

A Politician Is Not As Narrow-minded As He Forces Himself To Be.