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People Who Live In Glass Houses Have To Wash Their Windows All The Time.

Have You Ever Seen A Candidate Talking To A Rich Person On Television?

Writing Humor In My Column Isn't As Dangerous As Performing It. If I Fail In Front Of A Live Audience, The Humiliation Is As Great As Anything A Human Being Can Suffer.

Over The Years I Have Met A Lot Of Important People, But No One As Important As Elvis Presley.