I Contemplated Suicide. My Main

I Always Wanted To Get Into Politics, But I Was Never Light Enough To Make The Team.

Human Beings Thrive On Action. Stagnation Does Not Wear Well With Us. We Are Said To Have Our Origins As Hunter-gatherers. We Run And We Chase. We Are Problem-solvers. We Must Be Continuously Tested And We Continuously Test Ourselves. And It Will Not End Until Our Lives End Because Of Life Itself.

People Ask What I Am Really Trying To Do With Humor. The Answer Is, "i'm Getting Even

I Look At Life As Being Cruise Director On The Titanic. I May Not Get There, But I'm Going First Class.

This Is Not An Easy Time For Humorists Because The Government Is Far Funnier Than We Are.