A Bachelor Is A Guy

Never Refer To Your Wedding Night As The Original Amateur Hour.

I Was The World's Ugliest Baby. When I Was Born, The Doctor Slapped Everybody.

When I Go To The Beauty Parlor, I Always Use The Emergency Entrance. Sometimes I Just Go For An Estimate.

No Matter What Time Your Guests Arrive, Pretend They're Early, So Naturally You're Not Ready.

He Has So Many Muscles He Has To Make An Appointment To Move His Fingers.