List Of 20+ Funny Graduation Quotes

Try Putting Your Iphones Down Every Once In A While And Look At People's Faces.

Now I Usually Try Not To Give Advice. Information, Yes, Advice, No. But, What Has Worked For Me May Not Work For You. Well, Take For Instance What Has Worked For Me. Wigs. Tight Clothes. Push Up Bras.

A Relentless Focus On The Outward Markers Of Success Can Lead To Complacency. It Can Make You Lazy.

Just Remember, You Can't Climb The Ladder Of Success With Your Hands In Your Pockets.

Whoever Invented Spray Cheese Had To Have Been A Harvard Guy.

It's Hard Not To Be Afraid. Be Less Afraid.

I Too Turned To Webster's Dictionary And It Defined Harvard University As A Season For Gathering Crops.

When You Work For Other People You'll Find ... That They Do Know What's Best For Them, And For The Company. And You Should Listen To Them And Be Respectful, But They Don't Know What's Best For You.

Learn To Trust Yourself. That's Very Vital. ... Just Stand With Yourself. Remember, In His Lifetime, Van Gogh Sold Only Two Paintings. I Personally Sold Even Fewer.

I Wish That Someone Had Said To Me That It's Normal To Feel Lost For A Little While.

When I Was Here There Was Still A Requirement That Students Had To Swim 50 Yards To Graduate...because Harry Elkins Widener Had Drowned With The Sinking Of The Titanic. And It Made Me Very Grateful At The Time That He Had Not Gone Down In A Plane Crash.

As You Set Off Into The World, Don't Be Afraid To Question Your Leaders. But Don't Ask Too Many Questions At One Time Or That Are Too Hard Because Your Leaders Get Tired And/or Cranky.