You're Only As Smart As

A Lot Of Long Relievers Are Ashamed To Tell Their Parents What They Do. The Only Nice Thing About It Is That You Get To Wear A Uniform Like Everbody Else.

Jim Pagliaroni Joined The Club Tonight And Is Going To Be A Welcome Addition. He Was Describing A Girl That One Of The Ballplayers Had Been Out With And Said, “it's Hard To Say Exactly What She Looked Like. She Was Kind Of Joe Torre With Tits.” This Joke Can Only Be Explained With A Picture Of Joe Torre. But I'm Not Sure Any Exist. He Dissolves Camera Lenses.

You Spend A Good Deal Of Your Life Gripping A Baseball, And It Turns Out It Was The Other Way Around All The Time.

How Come Nobody Wants To Argue With Me? Is It Because I'm Always So Right?

Forget Goals. Value The Process.