Baseball Players Are Smarter Than

Jim Pagliaroni Joined The Club Tonight And Is Going To Be A Welcome Addition. He Was Describing A Girl That One Of The Ballplayers Had Been Out With And Said, “it's Hard To Say Exactly What She Looked Like. She Was Kind Of Joe Torre With Tits.” This Joke Can Only Be Explained With A Picture Of Joe Torre. But I'm Not Sure Any Exist. He Dissolves Camera Lenses.

We Were Like Farm Animals Compared To Today's Players Who Are Treated Like Thoroughbreds.

Back Then, If You Had A Sore Arm, The Only People Concerned Were You And Your Wife. Now It's You, Your Wife, Your Agent, Your Investment Counselor, Your Stockbroker, And Your Publisher.

How Come Nobody Wants To Argue With Me? Is It Because I'm Always So Right?

You're Only As Smart As Your Era.