Lots Of People Look Up

The Older They Get, The Better They Were When They Were Younger.

A Lot Of Long Relievers Are Ashamed To Tell Their Parents What They Do. The Only Nice Thing About It Is That You Get To Wear A Uniform Like Everbody Else.

Jim Pagliaroni Joined The Club Tonight And Is Going To Be A Welcome Addition. He Was Describing A Girl That One Of The Ballplayers Had Been Out With And Said, “it's Hard To Say Exactly What She Looked Like. She Was Kind Of Joe Torre With Tits.” This Joke Can Only Be Explained With A Picture Of Joe Torre. But I'm Not Sure Any Exist. He Dissolves Camera Lenses.

Baseball Players Are Smarter Than Football Players. How Often Do You See A Baseball Team Penalized For Too Many Men On The Field?

Lots Of People Look Up To Billy Martin. That's Because He Just Knocked Them Down.