If You Had A Pill

You Spend A Good Deal Of Your Life Gripping A Baseball, And It Turns Out It Was The Other Way Around All The Time.

After I Won 21 Games, I Said, "this Isn't That Hard Actually. I Can Do This Every Year For Maybe 10, 15 Years." To Tell You The Truth I Thought I Was Going To Be In The Hall Of Fame. I Really Thought That. You Feel So Strong, So Powerful Walking Down The Street. You Know You Can Throw A Ball Harder Than Any Man In The World, Or Certainly The Top Five. Sandy Koufax Knocked All Of Us Out Of The Box On That One, So We Would Think, "i'm The Second Or Third Hardest Thrower In The Game."

Baseball Players Are Smarter Than Football Players. How Often Do You See A Baseball Team Penalized For Too Many Men On The Field?

For A Hundred Years, The Owners Screwed The Players. For 25 Years, The Players Have Screwed The Owners-they've Got 75 Years To Go.

Back Then, If You Had A Sore Arm, The Only People Concerned Were You And Your Wife. Now It's You, Your Wife, Your Agent, Your Investment Counselor, Your Stockbroker, And Your Publisher.