Your Mothers Get Mighty Shocked

You See, In Washington They Have These Bodies, Senate And The House Of Representatives. That Is For The Convenience Of The Visitors. If There Is Nothing Funny Happening In One, There Is Sure To Be In The Other, And In Case One Body Passes A Good Bill, Why, The Other Can See It In Time And Kill It.

Ability Is All Right But If It Is Not Backed Up By Honesty And Public Confidence You Will Never Be A Successful Person. The Best A Man Can Do Is To Arrive At The Top In His Chosen Profession. I Have Always Maintained That One Profession Is Deserving Of As Much Honor As Another Provided It Is Honorable.

With Congress, Every Time They Make A Joke It's A Law, And Every Time They Make A Law It's A Joke.

You Never Know How Much A Man Can't Remember Until He Is Called As A Witness.

A Man Only Learns By Two Things; One Is Reading And The Other Is Association With Smarter People.