If You Let Women Have

A Fool And His Money Are Soon Elected.

On Account Of Being A Democracy And Run By The People, We Are The Only Nation In The World That Has To Keep A Government Four Years, No Matter What It Does.

Prohibition Is Better Than No Liquor At All.

With Congress, Every Time They Make A Joke It's A Law, And Every Time They Make A Law It's A Joke.

The Government Says They Have Loaned Over One Billion Dollars To The Farmers. In Other Words, We Can't Help You Make Any Money, But We Will Show You Where You Can Owe Some More.