You Think Jesus Ever Tried

I Realized, In Removing Or Rewriting These Jokes, That Often The Jokes Weren't Done Or That I Was Using, For Me, The Curse Words As Kind Of A Crutch. So Then I Just Started Writing.

Playing Frisbee With A Five Year Old Is Amazingly Similar To Chasing After A Frisbee.

Most Single Guys I Know Think Fatherhood Is Terrifying.

I Think I Grew Up With The Idea That God Was A Punishing Being, Constructed Around Rules.

I Never Have Free Time, I Don't Know About You. You Ever Go To The Cash Machine, There's Two People In Line In Front Of You And You Get Kinda Flustered, You're Like "forget It! I'm Not Standing Here For 40 Seconds. I Got Things To Do, Okay?"