I Think I Grew Up

Some Fast Food Places, They Have That Ketchup Pump. It's Like A Keg. They Give You The Paper Shot Glass. I Always Like To Hang Around There, Try And Meet The Ladies. "here, I'll Pump For You. You Come To This Wendy's Often? My Roommate And I, We Got A Pony Pump Back At My Dorm. Here's An Extra Shot "

I Try To Only Eat Animals That Are Vegan. I'm Probably The Opposite Of A Vegan.

You Can't Tell Me The Success Of Kevin Bacon Isn't Somehow Tied To His Name. You're Not Going Out To See A Kevin Hot-dog Movie.

Be More Assertive With What You Want To Do.

I Do Just Want To Do Jokes. I Don't Want To Be A Divisive Figure.