You Show Me A Boy

Good Kids Are Like Sunsets. We Take Them For Granted. Every Evening They Disappear. Most Parents Never Imagine How Hard They Try To Please Us, And How Miserable They Feel When They Think They Have Failed.

The Fact Was I Didn't Want To Look My Age, But I Didn't Want To Act The Age I Wanted To Look Either. I Also Wanted To Grow Old Enough To Understand That Sentence.

A Friend Doesn't Go On A Diet Because You Are Fat.

I've Exercised With Women So Thin That Buzzards Followed Them To Their Cars.

I Have Paid As Much As $300 A Night To Throw Up Into A Sink Shaped Like A Seashell.