I'm So Bored. I Went

My Theory On Housework Is, If The Item Doesn't Multiply, Smell, Catch Fire, Or Block The Refrigerator Door, Let It Be. No One Else Cares. Why Should You?

Never Be In A Hurry To Terminate A Marriage. Remember, You May Need This Man/woman To Finish A Sentence.

Encourage Independence In Your Children By Regularly Losing Them In The Supermarket.

Housework, If It Is Done Properly, Can Cause Brain Damage.

When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Make Cookies.