You're Not Famous Unless People's

If You're The President You Only Have Two Jobs: Peace And Money.

It Used To Take Years To Become A Junkie. But Crack Cut That Down To 37 Minutes.

I Think Anybody In Front Of A Crowd Is A Comedian.

In The World Of Animation, You Can Be Anything You Wanna Be. If You're A Fat Woman, You Can Play A Skinny Princess. If You're Short Wimpy Guy, You Can Play A Tall Gladiator. If You're A White Man, You Can Play An Arabian Prince. And If You're A Black Man, You Can Play A Donkey Or A Zebra.

Eddie Murphy Is To Comedians What Nicki Minaj Is To Spanx.