Eddie Murphy Is To Comedians

Unlike Flying Or Astral Projection, Walking Through Walls Is An Earthbound Pursuit.

For The Most Part, Comedy Is The Only Fair Part Of Show Business.

Stand-up Is The Only Career Like That Where Once You Get Really Big At It, People Kind Of Encourage You Not To Do It.

I'm Pretty Good At Getting Over People Throwing Stuff At Me. If You've Been Doing Stand Up Long Enough You Know How To Swing Back And Get The Laughs.

Women Need Food, Water, And Compliments That's Right. And An Occasional Pair Of Shoes.