Unlike Flying Or Astral Projection,

I Was At Michael Jackson's House, And This Kid Runs Out, 'wait, Save Me!'

I See As White People Finding Loopholes In The Slavery Laws.

Being A Comedian Is A Lot Like Being An Athlete. If You're Carl Lewis And You're The Fastest, Then No Matter What You're The Fastest.

I Can't Cook, But I Have A Nice Book Of Menus... And I Can Plate And Set The Table.

If You Wanna Get Away With Murder, All You Gotta Do Is Shoot Somebody In The Head And Put A Demo Tape In Their Pocket! 'this Is A Rap Killing! Let's Get Outta Here!'