I Think Anybody In Front

A White Boy That Makes C's In College Can Make It To The White House.

Comedy Is A Group Activity, A Verbal Orgy.

My Goal In Life Was To Host The Mtv Awards, Because It's The Awards Show That Prince Sang On, And That Was The Awards Show That Eddie Murphy Hosted And Arsenio Hosted.

Black People Have Been Qualified To Be President For Hundreds Of Years. George Washington Carver Could Have Been President. I Could Go On With A List Of Black Men That Were Qualified To Be The President Of The United States. So The Obama Victory Is Progress For White People.

There Are Only Three Things Women Need In Life: Food, Water, And Compliments.