You Never Realize How Short

Why Is There So Much Month Left At The End Of The Money?

If It Isn't The Sheriff, It's The Finance Company; I've Got More Attachments On Me Than A Vacuum Cleaner.

My Wife Was Too Beautiful For Words, But Not For Arguments.

I Would Like To Find A Stew That Will Give Me Heartburn Immediately, Instead Of At Three O Clock In The Morning.

Busy Yourselves With This, You Damned Walruses, While The Rest Of Use Proceed With The Libretto.