Why Is There So Much

You Never Realize How Short A Month Is Until You Pay Alimony.

Happiness Often Sneaks In Through A Door You Didn't Know You Left Open.

America Is The Country Where You Can Buy A Lifetime Supply Of Aspirin For One Dollar And Use It Up In Two Weeks.

My Head Is Buried In The Sands Of Tomorrow, While My Tail Feathers Are Singed By The Hot Sun Of Today.

Busy Yourselves With This, You Damned Walruses, While The Rest Of Use Proceed With The Libretto.