Why Is There So Much

Die? I Should Say Not, Dear Fellow. No Barrymore Would Allow Such A Conventional Thing To Happen To Him.

My Wife Was Too Beautiful For Words, But Not For Arguments.

The Good Die Young, Because They See It's No Use Living If You Have Got To Be Good.

I Would Like To Find A Stew That Will Give Me Heartburn Immediately, Instead Of At Three O Clock In The Morning.

Sex: The Thing That Takes Up The Least Amount Of Time And Causes The Most Amount Of Trouble.