Busy Yourselves With This, You

If It Isn't The Sheriff, It's The Finance Company; I've Got More Attachments On Me Than A Vacuum Cleaner.

My Wife Is The Kind Of Girl Who Will Not Go Anywhere Without Her Mother, And Her Mother Will Go Anywhere.

Love Is The Delightful Interval Between Meeting A Beautiful Girl And Discovering That She Looks Like A Haddock.

Happiness Often Sneaks In Through A Door You Didn't Know You Left Open.

Sex: The Thing That Takes Up The Least Amount Of Time And Causes The Most Amount Of Trouble.