Dying Is The Last Thing

If It Isn't The Sheriff, It's The Finance Company; I've Got More Attachments On Me Than A Vacuum Cleaner.

Method Acting? There Are Quite A Few Methods. Mine Involves A Lot Of Talent, A Glass, And Some Cracked Ice.

Love Is The Delightful Interval Between Meeting A Beautiful Girl And Discovering That She Looks Like A Haddock.

My Only Regret In The Theater Is That I Could Never Sit Out Front And Watch Me.

A Man Is Not Old Until Regrets Take The Place Of Dreams.