You Might Be A Redneck

If Men Have A Smell It's Usually An Accident.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think A Chain Saw Is A Musical Instrument.

People Should See Your Faith. If All You Do Is Talk About Your Faith And People Don't See It, But They Ought To See It In The Way You Treat Your Family, You Treat Your Friends, You Treat Your Community.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Pocketknife Has Ever Been Referred To As Exhibit A.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Watch Cartoons Long After Your Kids Get Bored.