You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If...you Think That John Deere Green, Ford Blue, And Primer Gray Are The Three Of The Primary Colors.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think The O.j. Trial Was The Big Sunkist And Minutemaid Taste Test.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Good Deed For The Month Was Hiding Your Brother For A Few Days.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Grandmother Can Correctly Execute The Sleeper Hold.

Between New York And La, There's 200 Million People That Aren't Hip, And They Don't Want To Be Hip.