You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Wife Keeps A Can Of Vienna Sausage In Her Purse.

You Might Be A Redneck If... The Blue Book Value Of Your Truck Goes Up And Down Depending On How Much Gas It Has In It.

You Might Be A Redneck If People Hear Your Car Long Before They See It.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Most Expensive Shoes Have Numbers On The Heels.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Grow Vidalia Onions, Rather Than Considering Them A Gourmet Item.