You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Coffee Table Used To Be A Telephone Cable Spool.

Little Girls Love Dolls. They Just Don't Love Doll Clothes. We've Got Four Thousand Dolls And Ain't One Of Them Got A Stitch Of Clothes On.

Sophisticated People Invest Their Money In Stock Portfolios. Rednecks Invest Their Money In Commemorative Plates.

Redneck Is: The Glorious Absence Of Sophistication

You Might Be A Redneck If The Antenna On Your Truck Is A Danger To Low Flying Airplanes.