You Might Be A Redneck

If You Have Ever Spray-painted Your Girlfriends Name On An Overpass, You Might Be A Redneck.

Nowadays You Can't Even Spank Your Kids. No, Gotta Give 'em A Time Out. My Dad Would Take Time Out Of His Busy Day... To Whip Our Ass.

You Might Be A Redneck If Going To The Bathroom Involves Shoes And A Flashlight.

You Might Be A Redneck If Three Quarters Of The Clothes You Own Have Logos On Them.

Have You Ever Seen People So Ugly That You Have To Get Someone Else To Verify It?