You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If You Watch Cartoons Long After Your Kids Get Bored.

If You Have More Fish On Your Wall Than Pictures, You Might Be A Redneck.

If Your Biggest Tax Deduction Was Bail Money, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Grow Vidalia Onions, Rather Than Considering Them A Gourmet Item.

Watching A Baby Being Born Is A Little Like Watching A Wet St. Bernard Coming In Through The Cat Door.