You Know You're Getting Old

She Doesn't Understand The Concept Of Roman Numerals. She Thought We Just Fought In World War Eleven.

If You Don't Think You're Funny, No One Else Will.

The First Rule Of Survival Is: Make Your Own Rules. The Hell Anyone Thinks About The Way You're Acting; Listen Only To Yourself.

Now, I'm Not Against Sex Before Marriage, But Two Minutes Before? When The Organist Played "here Comes The Bride".

Show Business Can Be An Addiction. ... An Audience Would Laugh At Me One Night, And I Would Chase That High For Another Three Months.