You Know What I Hate?

One Man's Pet-stained Carpet Is Another Man's Twister Game.

I Got Some New Underwear The Other Day. Well, New To Me.

I'm Not Catholic, But I Gave Up Picking My Belly Button For Lint.

The American Government Is Making Nuclear Weapons Like There's No Tomorrow.

Probably The Toughest Time In Anyone's Life Is When You Have To Murder A Loved One Because They're The Devil.