You Know What I Hate?

The Nicest Present I Ever Got Was An Exploding Suppository.

I Think The Whole Concept Of Monotheism Is A Gift From The Gods.

I Grew Up In An Era When Strange Adults Would Grab Me On The Street And Say: 'don't Do That.' You Never See That These Days. 'hi, We Took The Liberty Of Spanking Your Son.' Oh Thanks, My Hand Was Getting Worn.

I Don't Have To Tell You Folks About Scuba Diving. So, That'll Save Some Time.

I Was In A Bar The Other Night, Hopping From Barstool To Barstool, Trying To Get Lucky, But There Wasn't Any Gum Under Any Of Them.