You Know What I Hate?

A Computer Once Beat Me At Chess, But It Was No Match For Me At Kick Boxing.

When I Went To College, My Parents Threw A Going Away Party For Me, According To The Letter.

The Subconscious Is Like Having A Laboratory Assistant Who Pretends To Love You And Help You, But After You Go Home To Go To Sleep It Goes Back Into The Lab And Starts Fumbling With The Data And Destroying It. It's A Very Tricky Thing. People Think Our Minds Are Us, But That's Not True At All. The Mind Is Not Us.

Once I Posed Nude For A Magazine. I've Never Been Back To That Newstand.

England Is Better Only Because I Stand Out There As 'unusual'.