England Is Better Only Because

I've Always Had A Special Place In My Heart For Old Women Digging Through Garbage Bins. They Saved My Life So Many Times As A Baby.

Girls Throw Their Panties On The Stage, But Rarely If Ever Do They Fit.

The Battle Of The Sexes Will Never Be Won As Long As We Keep Sleeping With The Enemy.

Writer's Block Is A Myth. I Never See The Gardeners Suffering From Gardening Block.

I Once Heard Two Ladies Going On And On About The Pains Of Childbirth And How Men Don't Seem To Know What Real Pain Is. I Asked If Either Of Them Ever Got Themselves Caught In A Zipper.