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Every Time I See Dan Quayle I Feel Like Buying A Vowel.

Once I Posed Nude For A Magazine. I've Never Been Back To That Newstand.

If You Can Make Just One Person Laugh, Then You Are Already Doing Better Than Tony Danza.

The Other Night, The President Gave A Speech. He Said, "children Are Our Most Prescious Natural Resource". I Thought, "let's Hope It Never Comes To That".

I Went Into The Gas Station, Said, Fill 'er Up, Harry. The Guy Said, Regular? I Said, No, Put On A Gorrila Suit And Dance Like A Fairy.