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Never Buy A Fur From A Vegetarian.

I Was So Flat I Used To Put Xs On My Chest And Write, 'you Are Here.' I Wore Angora Sweaters Just So The Guys Would Have Something To Pet.

No Man Will Ever Put His Hand Up Your Dress Looking For A Library Card.

I Told My Mother-in-law That My House Was Her House, And She Said, 'get The Hell Off My Property.'

Don't Talk To Me About Gravity. When I Get Out Of Bed In The Morning, I Have To Be Careful Not To Step On My Breasts.