I Told My Mother-in-law That

Life Is Hard. And We Better Laugh At Everything, Otherwise We're Going Down The Tube.

There's Always An Adjective Before My Name, And It's Never A Nice One.

I Think It's Time They Knew The Truth About Beethoven.

I Could Be The Greta Garbo Of Comedy, Very Secluded, But Garbo Had A Man Who Was Beyond Rich To Support Her.

I Have To Tell You That It's Not Going To Be Easy. Take Every Chance And Every Opportunity That You Can. Don't Say 'i Can't' Or 'i Shouldn't' Or 'i'm Too Tired.'